The most eyebrow-raising moments from the Oscars opening monologue (not even Hailey Bieber was safe).

He poked fun at one of the worst movies of the year, Madame Web.

You don’t need to be a movie buff to know that Madame Web is one of the worst movies of the year so far, and it suffered another blow today in Kimmel’s monologue.

“It was also a great year for movies, despite the fact that everything stopped. The people in this room somehow managed to come up with so many excellent films and memorable performances. This night is full of enormous talent, and untold potential, but so was Madame Web.”

He questioned the length of Killers of the Flower Moon.

If you sat through Martin Scorcese’s Killers of the Flower Moon from start to finish, then you should be the one winning an Oscar today, because the film is three and a half hours long.

In fact, most of the Best Picture nominees were over two hours long, according to Kimmel’s research.

“There were so many great movies that held audiences captive this year,” he said. “And I mean that literally. Your movies were too long this year. The average length of the top ten movies was two hours and 23 minutes. That’s up 30 minutes from three years ago. When I went to see Killers of the Flower Moon, I had my mail sent to the theatre. It’s so long, you could drive to Oklahoma and solve the murders yourself.”

He roasted nepo babies. 

Hailey Bieber, who didn’t even attend the ceremony, found herself at the butt of Kimmel’s jokes, during a bit where he both criticised nepo babies and Hollywood in general. 

“Heavily botoxed, Hailey Bieber smoothie drinking, diabetes prescription abusing, gluten sensitive nepo babies with perpetually shivering chihuahuas…,” said Kimmel, taking a jab at those who benefit from having connections in the industry.

Hailey, who is the daughter of movie star Stephen Baldwin, has a signature smoothie named after her at the US grocery store Erewhon.

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