Mamamia recaps Married At First Sight: We did not see those final vow curveballs coming!

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Welcome back to what I like to call MAFS Boxing Day! By which I mean the second round of final vows, arguably better than MAFS Christmas Day (first vows) because you just KNOW this show keeps the most dramatic ones ’til last.

They’re holding back no punches as we sit here with our day-old ham sandwiches (okay, I’ll stop with the Boxing Day references) because we have Tori and Jack first up, complete with ominous music and a creepy-looking sunrise, if sunrises can be creepy (they can).

Naturally, we’re gifted with some slow-mo Tori and Jack sipping their respective coffees, thinking about stuff. Look, I’m no Jack fan but I do need to know what conditioning treatment he’s using on his Fabio-level mane. It is LUSCIOUS this episode.

Jack tells us he’s not sure about their relationship, he’s “definitely attracted to the submissive type”, and Tori’s “had his back”. It’s red flag on red flag, as per usual. Meanwhile, Tori, god love her, has reached peak delulu and is telling us that while Jack’s “not perfect”, she feels like she can build a life with him. She thinks she’s found her person. I am begging her to reconsider.

Tori starts the vows, telling Jack that while she wasn’t sure if they’d have the best love story or a “power struggle” in the beginning, she feels like they’ve overcome heaps of challenges and that no one could see the Jack she cared for during the experiment. She believes they have an “old school kind of love” and ends by saying she wants to spend the rest of her days with him, and that moving for him is a sacrifice she’s willing to make — AND that she’s falling in love with him!!!!