Mamamia recaps Married At First Sight: This isn’t the cheating scandal we deserve.

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Welcome back and get comfy because this Commitment Ceremony is… a lot.

Sassy John Aiken has never needed to sass so hard. 

As the couples prepare for the final Commitment Ceremony, Sara and Tim have taken Eden and Jayden’s title as the smuggest couple. “It’s been a tumultuous journey,” Tim notes. 

YOU THINK SO, HUH. 

Jayden is interested in a different title. No, not as some box-kicking man (I don’t understand what he does). He’s in the lead for the worst communicator on the planet and Eden is OVER it. 

“Something has changed in the last two weeks,” Eden begins to tell him, before Jayden helpfully tells her how she thinks and feels. They start to argue until Eden concedes just to make it… stop. 

“I’m wrong, sorry,” she shrugs. 

‘I’m taking the dog (dumbass) in the divorce.’