Mamamia recaps Married At First Sight: There have just been so many lies.

A montage of Sara’s red flags zips through the episode. Sara had an ex! Sara cancelled a date! Sara probably texts on her phone! 

IT’S ALL ADDING UP.

Meanwhile, I’m wondering who pet-sat that poor innocent animal caught up in this MAFS cheating scandal. 

Sara visits Tim and they end up arguing over whether she did or didn’t ask Eden for a “cute dress” to go see her ex, because that’s what matters! Sara flees again. Nothing is resolved. Cool. 

In a shocking turn of events, Tori has located a spine. Her spine was inside a whale, or specifically her TV husband Jack’s body-shaming comment calling some of the men ‘whales’ while poolside at the retreat. 

Tori begins to speak, but Jack (and his nipples) kindly decide to speak for her. “I make mistakes,” he says, as I try to count all Jack’s mistakes and run out of fingers and toes. 

“Do you make mistakes? I bet you do!”