Mamamia recaps Married At First Sight: One man’s face causes a lot of drama.

She says she is feeling quite fiery tonight, which could be down to the rose thorns on her dress but maybe also her lack of underwear, and schools them all.

Finally, Cass is like, ‘well actually, she is the most emotionally mature person on this show so maybe we should have faith in her’.

Is it a coincidence that Cass turned 30 only a few weeks ago? Vindication for Timothy’s age discrimination! (I’m joking!!!!!!!)

Suddenly, Tori tells Lucinda Light to shut up.

Why would you ever want Lucinda Light to shut up?

The woman has offered us such gems as “earthy and grounded, with a high-functioning erection”, “to marry a stranger is such a historical and ancient thing to do”, and “it’s just been a blast off of elemental energy”.

Lucinda Light is a goddamn ORATOR.

WE SHOULD LET HER SPEAKĀ AT ALL TIMES.

Exactly!