‘A yassified funeral’: A brutally honest recap of the Oscars red carpet.

They both wore beautiful glittery strappy dresses except the straps weren’t sitting on their shoulders, they were hovering above them like mediaeval armour and, literally, every short girl can relate. I’m assuming both Pugh and Blunt complained that the straps of their dresses were falling off their shoulders and instead of readjusting them, their stylists just coated them in hairspray. 

As a whole, the red carpet looked more like a yassified funeral. There were a lot of black dresses and suits and a lot of big shoulders. Everyone looked like they were auditioning for roles in The Addams Family. 

Listen to The Spill hosts recap the 2024 Oscars red carpet with brutal honesty.

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